Can someone please tell me what the "hip" vehicle to have now is?

Can someone please tell me what the "hip" vehicle to have now is?


Image by morris Wanja Krah Question by Karen: Can someone please tell me what the "hip" vehicle to have now is? I have a 79' Chevy Conversion Van and have been cruising all the bars and then I say cool things like "hey baby you wanna see the inside of my hip van?" and that usually keeps the men flowing in at a pretty even pace however, lately I'm thinking that I might be losing my touch maybe it's the wrinkles, possibly the bald spots or it may be the fact that I'm almost 40 years old and sti&# 108;l live with my mother...What do you think? Should I save my money and buy a cool 1982 Camero? Poll; Black or white? Who's the tumbs down jerk? I swear you guys are so spineless! The black and white thing are meant as in clothing colors enough with the threatening emails already people...I'm a lot of things but prejudice just isn't one of them! Best answer:

Answer by Full of Id
Get a Prius...or a Hummer!!

Answer by Charlotte
1981 Monte Carlo. Love Machine. ♥

Answer by ♥ Officer Queen says spread em!
that is so "Night at the Roxbury", I LOVE it!

Answer by Huh? Take V
How about a 1983 Huh? he rides like a dream

Answer by GoCubsGo â„¢
Don't worry, nobody notices the bald spots or wrinkles, we're too busy staring at your chest. As for the conversion van, it's still cool, but you maybe need to clean it out a bit. Nothing kills the mood quite like rolling over onto your son's hockey stick. Plus, remember that time I picked up that three week-old french fry out from in between the seats and started eating it while I was plowing you? You were so mad...

Answer by ntharotep
I think the F-22 is good. But you might have trouble getting congress to buy you one...

Answer by Word Hack
Bald spots!! Oooohhhh baby!! Think we could get a combo cooking with your mother? Nobody would dare come-a-knockin'.

Answer by mrhappy
I still think you still look hot in that french maids outfit...just be a little more careful next time with the feather duster will ya!...it took me a couple of days before I was able to sit down comfortably again... Black...

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